'shiiiiiiiiiiiit. this (insert subject) is AMAZINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

'OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this _____________'

or just :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stuff like that.

well im feeling quite disagreeable today.

im sure everyone has such a day. a day when every facebook update sounds like the stupidest thing on earth (cf better days, when only every other facebook update is shit) and that cursor in the comment box seems to be blinking impatiently for you to type some clever retort. by clever i mean HAHA damn youre stupid. or god, grow up. or no, youre just ugly/a loser thats why.

wow i am quite mean huh

when i was at the dentist yesterday (i think i have the best dentist in the world she's so nice) i saw an article in some random magazine. the title of the article was sth along the lines of 'stupid updates, attention seekers etc. is it time to quit facebook?' and i cant help but think LAME! lame, lame, lame. just like friendless people on twitter. possibly a very narrow minded opinion on my part, but that title just screams trying to be different while being IT savvy and i couldnt think of anything better so here's an article on something everyone is well aware of. it doesnt take a genius to notice the facebook news feed wall is full of rubbish (especially those auto posts by game apps. seriously who gives a flying Nemo what my friends are playing geeeez. im not interested in my friend's horoscope outlook for the day either thankyouverymuchyouoverbearingapp) and humans are, for the most part, narcissistic parasites.

ok i think i should do something else. don't you just love abrupt endings?